Dating is hard work, it’s just one of those things we all know. It’s not as easy as it used to be. This is why dating is so hard for those of us who want something real. Trying to figure out how you’re going to work with someone else is hard work, and it’s a constant juggle between trust, communication, and mutual respect. But when you’re with the right person being in a relationship doesn’t feel so far.
There are a few gross things that come with being in a relationship that most people would never talk about in public. Here are some of the weirdest things couples do when they’re alone, but they’d never admit to.
Can you check for boogers? Checking each other’s noses for bogeys.
Checking their ears for wax.
Helping them to get morning gunk out of their eye.
Squeezing their spot that’s in a hard-to-reach place.
Smelling each other’s armpits to check if they need to take a bath.
Smelling each other’s clothes to check if they need a wash.
Chatting with each other when one of you is having a wee.
Asking when one of you is having a poo.
Scraping the hairball out of the shower drain, knowing it’s got a mix of both your pubes in it.
Getting in their old bath water and washing your hair even though they’ve washed their bum in there.